Sunday, May 19, 2013

Ten Things Churches Should Learn From Bars by John Monday

10.  Parking’s not a problem if there’s something worth walking across the street for.

9.  Partaking too much can make you think you're smarter than you are.

8.  If you’re talking loud when the music stops, everyone’s going to look at you.

7.  The right environment can make you think you’re a better dancer than you are; don’t fool yourself.

6.  People come because they need a friend. Don’t be a jerk.

5.  Be nice to the staff.

4.  Lectures rarely work; kindness rarely fails.

3.  Sometimes people need a ride home.

2.  No matter how stupid you act today, you’re welcome back tomorrow.

1.  None of us look that good when the lights come on.

John Monday

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